it’s very important that i am both cute and powerful
do you ever want to sleep for 14 years without waking up
"Same software, different case."
when i find myself in times of trouble
ellen degeneres comes to me
I swear, sometimes I’m convinced that Tom Hiddleston is actually from the 1800s and only arrived in the present due to a time travel snafu.
imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers
so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off
out of all my 3:00 AM ramblings you guys decide to make this one popular
Let’s make this situation even better. Both of you are wearing TAP SHOES, and all of the floors are hardwood.
Protip: This is a really bad question to ask when visiting the National Mall. We have 8 buildings surrounding the Mall, and a total of 19 museums, 9 research centers and the National Zoo. A S.H.I.E.L.D agent should know better!
(We think she means the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History in this case.)
I love that this is on the Smithsonian’s tumblr
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